johannabaeson:

why do people say ‘guess what’ as a question

like if you type ‘guess what?’

like no it’s a fucking command

GUESS WHAT. FUCKING GUESS YOU LITTLE SHIT

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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via i-fear-to-lose-you)

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